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ACTIVITY
|
TIME |
|
Unborn
|
Eternity |
|
Deceased
|
Eternity |
|
Asleep
|
24 years |
|
Working
|
16.2 years |
|
Watching
TV
|
7 years |
|
Eating
|
4.5 years |
|
Going
to School
|
4.3 years |
|
Conversation
|
3.7 years |
|
Shopping
|
2.2 years |
|
Phone
Tag
|
2 years |
|
Waiting
in Line
|
1.5 years |
|
Commuting
|
1.4 years |
|
Looking
for Lost Objects
|
1 year |
|
Bathing
|
1 year |
|
Opening
Junk Mail
|
8 months |
|
Talking
to Yourself
|
7.3 months |
|
Waiting
for Red Lights
|
6 months |
|
Reading
the Sunday Paper
|
4 months |
|
Paying
Bills
|
3.7 months |
|
Using
the Bathroom
|
3.5 months |
|
Having
Sex
|
2 months |
|
Brushing
Teeth
|
0.8 month |
|
Filling
out Tax Returns
|
0.5 month |
|
Clipping
Fingernails
|
0.2 month |
|
Clipping
Toenails
|
0.1 month |
|
Achieving
Your Goals
|
0.05 month |
|
Sending
Us Money
|
0 months |
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